Sunday, April 26, 2009

(one of) The Happiest Place(s) on Earth.

It all started with me waking up at 5:11, just noticing my phone's alarm going off. didn't notice it though. Apparently, we were running on Filipino time. We were planning on leaving around 6 AM but never actually left the house until 7. Soon we were on our way. There wasn't so much traffic though. We pretty much went through it. Then we got parked, walked to the tram and we were on our way.

When we got off, we headed straight for the...atrium I guess? There were already hoards of people lined up and they barely began letting people in. It went by pretty quickly though. We then separated and Nick, Joan and I headed for Tomorrow Land. The ride that symbolized tomorrowland was broken though, not that I wanted to ride it or anything. It just looked like a giant eyesore.



I aimed straight for Astro Blasters. Now, we had separated from my parents, or so I thought. Turns out they were right behind us. Surprise surprise. Anyway, I got a higher score than all of them though. 199800. Take that Kuya Jon. Lol. I called him right after that to uh...rub it in I guess? we really separated from our parents at that time.


Then after, we went to the Finding Nemo ride. I was still on the phone with Jon at this time, but not for long. I think we stood in line for a good 10 minutes or so. not bad I guess. "Aaaaaah. We're underwater and moving!" I immediately started feeling waterlogged. and it had just occured to me that it was a closed space.! Whoa bubbles. And starfish. Aaaaah we're sinkiiing. I think I'm getting seasick. Deep water volcano whaaat?! Wtf clams with pearls? Oh shit its dark! Aaah crabs aaah shark! aaaaaaaaaah explosion! Underwater volcano...has molten lava? we're in the whale?! Wtffff. Motion sickness fml. @.@ It had just occured to me that I didn't really pay attention to the story of the ride, just the details. haha.



Long line for indiana jones. The wait just switched from 15 to 20 mins. Fml. Got through line one...time for another line. Now we're going through a miner's cave tomb thing. Corridor of spikes. Lawl. Long walk is long homgah. Oh ffs, the line is longer than the ride. Ok we're on the car but something's wrong with the car in front of us. Wtfook. O.o technical difficulties. ok that ride just made me dizzy but had a blast with sibs. Nick pointed out that Indy had something up his ass xD also...long walk out is long. Onto the bathroom then potc!

Potc time. No line. Wootwoot. Didn't go to the bathroom after all.potc was no different. We were singing along to the song in the POTC, but...everyone just knew the "Yo Ho Yo ho a pirate's life for me" part. Everyone just seemed to mumble along with the other parts. There was this fog-like waterfall illusion thing that had Davy Jones in it. Davy jones reminded me of sushi. This time we actually screamed for fun, when we were going down a smaller slope. Bumper boats, the boats ahead of us kept stopping. it got annoying for a while though. Lameskies. Well, not worth going through. No wait anyway. S'all good.

Haunted house time. Line is long. Wtf. Tradeoff with potc I guess. Ok wow, that was lame, kinda like in Gradnite. so anticlimactic.

All in all, 5 rides in two hours. Not bad at all.

So we're dining at frontier land. While waiting, we're staring at goats graze and...take a dump. Lovely. Don't know what to ride on next though, but I am absolutely hungry. Oooh white turkey! Haha. Nick say the thing the goats are eating looks like frozen turd lol.



Ok lunch time! *refer to picture* that was filling. The beef and the chicken were awesome. There's also a metro ceremony thing too. The mascots were there. A lot. Lol though I got to take a picture with my favorites, max and goofy. Mlr.

Fantasyland went through sleeping beauty castle. Then hightailed it to space mountain...which was closed. So we went to honey I shrunk the audience instead. So after we got out of that, seems like space mountain is open again so we're gonna try that...again. So now we're waiting 45 mins for space mountain. Whatever I said earlier about long lines being long...well, that was more or less an understatement. This line is hella...hella. Long. Oh yeah, remember when I hoarded those multilingual maps? Well, I lost it somehow during lunch. So I'm left with my limited japanese and chinese skills on the map. Fml. So we got inside the building and walked down several corridors. And hell. There's a line INSIDE. The building. Chou fml da yo ne. God. Space mountain was awesome...but im hella dizzy from it. Seriously, what the hell. Too many lights. Turns. Stops. I felt the effects of gravity! The hellllll. X.x and we just got out. Joan had to go to the bathroom and she couldn't find us. She looked all lost and stuff. Haha. A friend of mine, michelle, was coincidentally in disneyland as well. I found out through aim she asked if they could cut in line for space mountain and I said sure, if they can find us. But as soon as I sent that, we entered the building. I'm hoping to run into her later or something. Its been a while since last saw her. 2 years I think.

I wanted to go on the buzz lightyear ride again but the line was absurdly and unreasonably long. So we're currently at the jungle cruise line right now. I've never bee on this ride before. The whole thing would have been boring if it weren't for the driver, irwin, who's as dry as can be. Interesting at blast.

So we went outside at 2.00 since there's no time for another ride because we gotta check into the hotel at 3. So we went out and into downtown disney. We walked around and all the way to the end, we found the lego store! And there were huge lego blocks out front. I tried to climb its humongously...humongous brickness but...well. There was nothing to grab onto and I kept falling off. So what happened was I just took a picture of me poking it. I swear I was in heaven. I got two things. Total around 32. So I owe joan. But whatever. I'm happy. We're walking back to disneyland now. We're gonna wait in the picnic area. Which gives me time to build my two newly bought legos. I was town whether to buy this one 390 piece figure one but it was a vehicle...I despise it, but I do like the challenge. I also had a picture with Tahu, life size and made out of lego bricks! Haah. So On the way back, joan got some jamba, where I'm typing this up. Shortly after. We're on our way to the picnic area. And yes, I'm aware that I'm immature. But yeah. I love my legos.

Turns out the picnic area is closed. So we just waited near it. Within5 minutes of waiting, the two lovebirds showed up and we're on our way to the parking structure. We're gonna go into the hotel nao. Nyarh.

So we go to the first best western we see....turns out there were two and we were in the wrong one. Haha. Anyway we got checked in. I built my legos, literally chilled cuz we got ac. Then all problems came up.

So now my dad joan and I are on our way to disneyland again oh god I chose the wrong time to go back. The parade was barely starting so main street is hella packed. Ugh srsly. But I cut through that like a hot knife on butter. Long legs are good for something after all. So now I'm waiting for innoventions. I'm all alone and stuff, since my partner in crime is MIA. He's all cranky and stuff. But yeah. And randomly, for some odd reason, I kep losing signal for my internet. I'm looking at the line for space mountain right now. I can see it through the balcony. It's like, uber long. Imo it wasn't worth it. I just got hella dizzy from it. Ugh. So now we're being ushered into the rotating platform. How trippy. I think I might get motion sickness or something. "We'll see you in the future, the 'cast' member says. I wonder if they hate or like this job. Lol. Innoventions was interesting. There was guitar hero. Owned. Hah.but now where to....I just passed by astro blasters again it's so unreasonably long. It frustrates me -_- oh well. I guess I'll have to be content with the 199800 score I got.

So I've been aimlessly walking around. I refuse to go on any other rollercoasters simply because they don't make me go lol. >.< so now I just decided to sit and wait for the fireworks in...I forget if its frontierland, adventureland or critterland...but whatever, it's the place with the moat and davy crocket's island. I kep trying to call dad and joan but I guess there's no signal in indiana jones' tomb. My internet is down too so I can't check the website for when the fireworks schedule is. Oh well. I guess I'll wait it out. I am now officially bored with disneyland. Disneyland sucks when you go by yourself. Oops, there goes a balloon. Looks like a flying saucer though. lols. Its getting dark. And im getting hungry. And its cold too. -sigh- disneyland sucks when you're alone o.o I'm waiting here, on a bench. All alone too. Hella loner, damn o.o. Well I've been waiting here in new orleans square, which is actually more of a curve, for a while now. Dad and joan not answering phone. Its getting relatively cold. Im hella hungry. Yep. Jet is not a happy camper. I decided to call it quits at 8.32 and started heading back to the hotel....and as I was making my way through adventureland, I run into dad and joan. Apparently I had been waiting in the wrong place for the fireworks....and that its at 9.30. Fml. Its only 8.36. Im hella hungry. And internet is still down...fml.

So joan and I were looking for a temporary fix for our hunger. We went down mainstreet and back up then into adventureland and through it...ultimately we decided on coffee for me and hot cocoa for her. Line isn't too long but there's only one attendant...so its a sow line. Oy vey. So we did get it. And we went back to main street. 20 mins later, we find out the fireworks were cancelled due to extreme winds. Oh well. I heard a lot of booing and jeering...people all got up and left...all at once. It was like a mad rush to the gate. Haha. But we eventually got out. Then we left as well...ate mcdonalds for dinner and headed back to the hotel room. The end. :D

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